Josh Olsen

The Boy is Mine (An Erasure)

Lindsay left the reception early
gone back to her villa
running around naked

one thing after the next

painting her nails
looking at her phone

while DJing one event
speaking in a British accent
playing Brandy’s “The Boy Is Mine”

jewelry stolen at the nuptials
but a rep declared
“None of those things are true.”


Source & Method

The source of “The Boy is Mine” is  “Lindsay Lohan in Nude Wedding Rampage,” by Mara Siegler and Carlos Greer, published in Page Six on August 27, 2015

Josh Olsen is a librarian from Flint, Michigan and the co-creator of Gimmick Press.
Issue 22