Sorry but this isn’t a Hi, Hey, What’s up?
How are you? ‘Cause that’s wack just like crack.
It’s refreshing to see a Queen such as yourself,
a real woman who knows her worth. You have curls
and curves for days, huh? Wanna grab a drink,
talk about random shit? You really think Rick’s
swimmers were beating out weeks of Shane’s plowing?
I love reading philosophy, Eastern Philosophy
(but I’m partial to Sci-Fi as well). I still haven’t
done the Pottermore thing, always hoped I’d be
a Ravenclaw. Soft-right-out-of-the-oven or
crunchy cookies? Is your last name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get. I’m nothing
like a bad episode of Catfish, I swear.
If you were a Skittle, you’d be a red one.
I’m going to bed. Text me tomorrow.
Source: OkCupid Dating Site
Vanessa Peterson received her BA in English from Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania and is currently attending graduate school at Arcadia University. Vanessa is studying to receive her MFA in poetry and MA in English. She enjoys visiting her parents’ house in Northeastern Pennsylvania to spend time with her family and two dogs, Mollie and Sasha.