A good magician never reveals his plans
but a good villain always does.
I’m going to make this middle school disappear.
So glad you came.
Have a magical time.
Tonight, I’m going to make a high school disappear.
School dances are way dangerous.
What’s going on?
Something’s not quite right.
The school was there one second and then, poof, gone.
Are you from the future?
I want to serve you. I’ve got a plan.
Join us. Disappear with us, my doves!
Source: Dialogue from “Hypno! Part Deux!,” an episode of Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series.
Boyd Razor is a pseudonym for the poet Boyd Razor.